Feb
6
Dear Sprog,
Please stop waking up at four something a.m… please can you make it six something a.m instead?
Love
Mummy and Daddy
PS - It would also be quite good if you could stop waking at random hours demanding warm beverages. Perhaps I should get you a thermos… or a lunchbox? I could put a couple of snacks in it… let me know in the morning…
xxx