Jun
14
Diary of Self aged 29 and three quarters
- 0230: Sprog is awake... I try to ignore him and turn on my side
- 0300: Dummy reinserted several times and Sprog has been unsuccessfully put into 'sleep' mode
- 0315: Look at clock. Why is it 3:15 in the morning? Why is Sprog awake? So many questions
- 0330: Sprog has shuffled round the bed and is kicking me in the behind
- 0345: Give Sprog bottle, all drunk, feel guilty for ignoring him being hungry
- 0430: Sprog is still awake, Husband attempts to make him go to sleep
- 0445: Mission successful
- 0446: The birds are singing - loudly. Wish birds would shut up. Consider letting cat out.
- 0500: Still awake... thinking about mortgages...
- 0600: There is wriggling... attempt to make Sprog go back to sleep. Sprog resists but dozes off
- 0700: Sprog is awake, full of smiles, I am technically 'awake'
- 0730: Get coffee
- 0745: Sprog starts yawning
