Last and very late nappy review…
Unless you’re familiar with The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and happen to know the theme tune by heart then this may be rather pointless….
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got twist-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became embroiled in this nappy affair
In the depths of suburbia born and raised
Nappy changing is how I spend most of my days
Washin’ and wiping up boat loads of poo
And dealing with leaks like some kind of fool
So I wrote in my blog
“Nappies don’t work so good”
Poo is making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little mail saying try this instead
She said “Your nappies gotta change before the mess hits his head”
I went off for some Huggies and when I came near
The packaging said pants and then my brain filled with fear
If anything I can say we’re gonna have leaks
But I though “Nah don’t worry – it won’t reach his feet”
I pulled up with some Huggies ‘bout 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Sproglet ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at the Huggies
We were finally there
A great kind of nappy for Sprogs derierre
