Sep
22
- I'm sitting having a cuppa, Sprog is pottering about though house. We are both enjoying the peace and quiet...
- Sprog: I haven't done a poo...
- Me: Um... okay...
- Pottering continues, punctuated a minute later by a pongy niff emanating from Sprog's posterior
- Me: Errr... what's that smelly smell?
- Sprog: I haven't done a poo...