January 2011
7 posts
Drunk or Child →
Not sure what I think of this, quite funny in a way though…
Undeclared Income?
Me: Do Superheroes get paid?
Sprog: Yes, they carry a bucket.
Me: Can you pay by credit card?
Sprog: No, just pennies
Milk explained
Me: Where does milk come from?
Sprog: From Sainsburys
Me: But where do Sainsbury's get it from?
Sprog: From the milk man
Me: But where does the milk man get it from
Sprog: From cows
Me: But how?
Sprog: They wee it out (demonstrates) into a bucket
“I want beer!”
– Sprog (very loudly) in cafe when meeting Husband for lunch. We were sitting at the table next to a bunch of Very Important People, including Husband’s boss.
The New Zodiac
From fakescience:
“I would like a little Buzz Lightyear for my birthday”
– Sprog, unaware there’s a large Buzz Lightyear hidden in the wardrobe… along with the receipt…
