May 2010
13 posts
The things people will do for $5 →
Yay for grubby urchins! →
Reblogged from shitmykidsruined:
Don’t know about you, but this reading this made me happy! Who feels vindicated? Take that super-clean people!! ;)
“I can’t because I am a dolphin.”
– Sprog on why he couldn’t hang up his coat
GivesMeHope.com →
The antidote to FML…
“She scratched me with her terrible clawwwwwws!”
– I think Sprog has been reading too much Gruffalo… the cat scratched him after he annoyed her too much…
Meow Mania →
Sprog: Can I draw on my hand? [Gesturing towards biro]
Me: If you must, but I don’t think that sort of pen works very well on hands…
Sprog: It worked okay on Joshua’s hand the other day!
In my defence I think in the grand scheme of things drawing on hands isn’t too bad… though drawing on other people’s hand is not ideal…
“It’s a super quick access bucket of immeasurable depth!”
– Sometimes I wonder if sales people go and snort something when they sneak off to the loo mid meeting…
Sh*t My Kids Ruined →
I feel lucky in comparison…
Fail
Sprog: Have you tidied the kitchen
Me: Yes! [surprised he'd noticed] Does it look better?
Sprog: [Thinks for a moment] You should try again...