April 2010
8 posts
“I thought it was a sweet… but it wasn’t.”
– Sprog reflects on taking a small black snail from the outstretched hand of the lovely nursery girl (who was showing it to the children) putting it in his mouth, then removing from mouth as everyone recoiled in horror…
Past tense according to Sprog
Drinken’d
Putten’d
Taken’d
“My Spot camed off!!”
– Sprog - offering me a giant scab..
Regret No. 4593
“Run Forrest Run!” bellowed Sprog at the man walking briskly into Sainsburys….
Museum of Bad Art →
“I’ve got Chicken Pops!”
– Sprog’s name for Chicken Pox - sounds like something from KFC…
Supervision
Me: [Returning from Post Office errand] Did you be good for Nana and Papa?
Sprog: Yes, they looked after me!
Me: That's nice isn't it?
Sprog: Yes. They didn't bite me...