March 2010
15 posts
How Millennial Are You? →
Pedantic
Sprog: Aaaarghiiiiiiiwantmyyyyyyshoooorrrtsssaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!
Husband: What did he say?
Me: He said, "I want my shorts, waa-aargh"
Sprog: [Indignant] I didn't say "waa-aargh!"
Weird typing thing →
Sprog likes it…
Husband on delegating
I asked Sprog if he could do me a favour… I then had to explain to him what “a favour” was so it would probably have been quicker to go and do it myself…
Post Lunch Debrief
Me: Did you like your yoghurt?
Sprog: It's gone up...
Me: [Fearing youghurt/mess scenario] Gone up where?
Sprog: It's gone up in my tummy.
Me: UP in your tummy?! Not down?
Sprof: It's gone in my throat and gone up my throat in my head, and i can hear something in my head. I eat some yukky yogurt for lunch and see in the dark, really big dark and in really really big snow... I feel a bit poorly... [wanders off]
Cruel and unusual punishment?
Confiscating socks.
What My Kids Art Says →
Critique of childrens’ artistic endeavours…
Receipt generator →
I hope no one from accounts is reading this… not that I ever have any expenses…