February 2010
12 posts
Shopping
Me: Hmmmmm [standing in shop deciding what to buy]
Sprog: You are a naughty mummy
Me: Why?!
Sprog: Because you are not buying anything...
Make a visual baby monitor with Skype →
That is quite a cool idea… though not quite sure when it would actually get used…
Things you don't want to hear when you're trying...
Sprog: [Bellowing up the stairs] Daddeeeeeeeeeeee!
Husband: Ye-es?
Sprog: [Referring to self in 3rd person] Sprog has made a mess on the floor and on my slippers and on my trousers...
Almost worth buying an i-phone for →
The Cry Translator…
Vicon Revue →
“The wearable digital camera designed to take photos passively without intervention whilst being worn by the user… as an aid for people with memory loss.” I like the idea of this, but I notice from the videos no one ever goes to the loo or does boring stuff…
How to Store and Organise Cats →
An extract from an email I sent to my friend on...
So there I am browsing the giant cardies, they have grey, dark blue and black or else shocking PINK – wargh. I am pondering the gray one, which strangely is size 18 but is miniscule and thus I am confused by the insane New Look sizing policy. The shop kiddy comes over and asks if I need help, I say no thanks, just looking, to which she launches into a long discussion:
her: I can tell by looking...
In the car on the drive
Sprog: Where's your house?
Daddy: That's mummy and daddy's house [pointing at house]
Sprog: No, that's my house... where's your house?
Backseat driving...
Me: Shall we go home and have some chocolate bunnies?
Sprog: Yes, I will give you a bunny.
Me: Thanks!
Sprog: You go in the front and drive because I can't...
Me: Okay
Sprog: Have you got the lights on?
Me: Yes...