June 2009
14 posts
Baby-dolly
Sprog: I drivin' baby-dolly
Me: Oh, does he, er... she like it?
Sprog: Yes
Me: Er, is baby-dolly a boy?
Sprog: No, is not a boy...
Me: Is baby-dolly a girl?
Sprog: No! [Looking shocked] Is not a girl!
Me: Oh, what is baby-dolly then?
Sprog: Is a baby...
“Unexpected item in bagging area”
– Yes, it was Sprog…
Bleurgh....
Imagine sitting in your garden, you’ve got a marquee up and invited all your family round, the weather’s great and you’re having a lovely barbecue to celebrate your mum’s birthday. Oh look, the next door neighbours have come out… You have low fences, which is nice for chatting over, they’re just mooching about in the garden, y’know, hanging out washing,...
BBC NEWS 'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' →
Worth reading for the randomness of the comments afterwards…
Awww, isn't Google nice... →
People showing Google some love…
“I not like buses”
– Sprog’s opinion of our use of public transport today. Actually the buses were very good, he just doesn’t seem to like public transport…
What's that?
Sprog: What's that?
Me: I don't know
Sprog: What's that?
Me: An aeroplane
Sprog: What's that?
Sprog: What's that noise?
Me: what noise?
Sprog: What's that?
Me: What's what?
Sprog: What's that?
Me: What do you mean?
Sprog: What's that?
Me: What colour is it?
Sprog: What's that noise?
Me: I don't know
Sprog: What's that noise?
Sprog: What's that?
Sprog: What's that noise?
Me: Gnnnaaarrrggghh [facepalm]
Cake Wrecks →
Somehow it’s compulsive viewing…
Aaaawww...
What a lovely day with lovely people at a lovely wedding…
Lovely Locksmith →
Key related incident now sorted in a most excellent fashion. Sprog Was impressed with the vast array of tools and giant blue van, Husband noted he drove the 140BHP model, I liked the bonnet stripes…
