December 2009
15 posts
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Dec 31st
Dec 29th
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D’oh, we’ve just missed the Pram Race… tsk…
Dec 26th
Sprog had patiently waited until I got up before opening his presents
Me: [Poking head into living room] Happy Christmas!!
Sprog: [Sprinting away to pile of gifts] YAY! Now I can open my presents!!!
Dec 24th
Weather translated into StarWars →
for geeks, obviously…
Dec 23rd
Literal
We are looking at the menu in a cafe and at the letters in the word "starter"
Me: What's that letter?
Sprog: Um, a "tuh"
Me: That's right! And what's that next to the "tuh" [pointing at the letter e]
Sprog: Uh [smiling] your fingernail!
Dec 21st
Christmas Carol Sprog Style
“They wish you a merry Kissmass They wish you a merry Kissmass They WISH you a merry Kissmass And a lovely day…”
Dec 20th
Party animal
Bed time: 9:45pm Wake up time: 6:09am (this is Sprog not me, my bed time was 10:30pm followed by a 6:10am get up out of bed cos there is shouting coming from the other room time)
Dec 20th
“Are they asleep?”
– Sprog wondering what people at work are doing…
Dec 19th
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Freaky and desperate... →
but totally understandable… in those dark days when a titchy Sprog refused to sleep unless being cuddled I probably would have been desperate enough to order these…
Dec 4th
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I’m sure most people will have got organised and got theirs by now… we have the obvious choice, Thomas the Tank with chocolates. There have already been demands for opening more doors…
Dec 1st