October 2009
14 posts
Sprog: [In the bath] Where’s my poo gone?
Me: [Reading/supervising] Huh? What did you say?
Sprog: Where’s my poo gone…?
Me: [Peering through layer of bubbles] Oh! Er…there it is.
I briefly ponder fishing the offending object out with the fishing net Sprog is currently playing with but decide it would be worse to clean a poo covered net. The poo is duly fished out and flushed away and I return to my reading/supervising duties.
Sprog: Where’s my other poo gone…?
The Clever Baggers →
I’ve been scouting around for Daniel’s “I made it” Christmas presents so that we will have lots of time to finish them this year, not much luck so far. Last year he decorated cotton shopping bags which we got from “The Clever Baggers” and I see this year they’re doing some good value kits so you can easily furnish each relative with a nice decorated bag!
“Some of your hurts you have cured,
And the sharpest you still have survived,...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
3pm on Tuesday →
Is apparently the best time for a meeting. Shame I just booked one for 10am on Wednesday…
Sausage bouquet →
Weird…
Me: I'll drive
Husband: Okay
Sprog: Nooooooo! Daddy drive...
“I don’t wanna wear my old broken shooooooooooooooooooes!”
– Sprog rolling around shoeless on the floor in Clarks upon finding they didn’t stock anything in size 7G
Do not make
me get distracted when sending an email to several people at work or I will make the subject line go horribly wrong…
Passive-agressive notes →
Niiiice, I reckon a lot of these would work pretty well in most offices…
No First Date →
Here’s the blurb from the site: What happens when a 28 year old guy makes a profile of a hot girl on a free dating site? A bunch of WTF… It’s actually not rude really, just funny…
100 Abandoned Houses →