September 2008
17 posts
“Makka Pakka
Akka Wakka
Mikka makka moo!”
Visitors
It’s great to have visitors as it forces you to tidy up… when the visiting parties have gone you’re left with a nice spare room and things put in their proper places. Well, the things that you’ve not just hidden in random places/cupboards to get them out of the way… Anyway, having visitors is good… I shall enjoy the pseudo tidiness for the next 24 hours until...
Sprog: Dog-eee!
Dog: Pant pant pant [nonchalant staring]
Sprog: [gives dog-ee gentle pat]
Dog: Pant pant pant...
Sprog: Bye-bye dog-ee [walks away waving]
Dog: [licking up rivulets of drool] Pant pant pant
Sprog: [walks back to dog]
Dog: Pant pant pant
Sprog: Pant pant pant
Dog: Pant pant pant
Sprog: Pant pant pant! [smiles at ease of communication with animal] Bye-bye dog-ee [leaves waving]
Side Taker →
Someone mentioned this to me a little while ago and I’ve only just had a look… highly addictive to be able to vote on other people’s issues!!
Shock News: Virtue not always own reward
Being organised and cooking some rice for supper in advance, feeling virtuous as draining it over sink. I hear banging and realise that Sprog has hurled his lovely ricey lunch 3 foot across room. Rice is quite awkward to pick out of carpets it would seem…
“Sprog asked to go to bed last night….”
– 5 mins early too!
Aren't you forgetting something?
Having once left the family dog outside a shop for quite a while, having gone home and forgotten her, I am prime candidate for something like leaving Sprog in the car or at the supermarket. I’m somewhat relieved that I’ve been out-forgottened by Husband who pulled up on the drive, realised his error and immediately sped off to nursery…
“31 hours without Sprog…”
– I missed him too much.
I feel I ought to write something, but I’m going to go to bed instead…
One sentence stories →
Cern collider ready for power-up →
Apparently there might be a black hole or something, so it culd be the end of the world, which reminds me of a two Ronnies sketch with two posh people
“Theres a man with a sign saying the end of the world is nigh”
“What, absolutely right nigh?!”
Well it made me laugh…
Stats
I kind of like stats… they are so great for twisting things. Today I carried out a small study on my walk to work in the rain. There were many more chavs out than normal, therefore I hypothesised that rain encouraged chavs to come out. My hypothesis was disproved when I realised there appeared to be more chavs as everyone had their hoods up, thus appearing to be ghastly hoodies while in fact...
3 times in 30 mins
Is how often Sprog was called a girl this morning… must cut hair…
“Thanks but no thanks”
– My response to Sprog’s offer to pick my nose (after he had finished picking his own)
Hedz →
Yes it’s a kids programme on CBBC but to be honest it’s wasted on them and should be on BBC2 of an evening… highlights include:
Beyonce using her big butt for good
Russel Brand’s giant lie detecting barnet
Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in the bath together
The Osbournes trying to catch the Phantom Flattener
August 2008
22 posts
I can't think of anything to write...
Oh dear.
Actually, saying that, Sprog says ‘oh dear’ constantly… so I guess it’s obvious where he gets that from….