August 2008
22 posts
Sleepfest
Wake up: 5:50am
Go for a nap: 9:00am
Wake up for lunch: 11:45am
Go to bed early: 6:45pm
“Chomp”
– Sprog has bitten someone at nursery… oh dear…
But it finishes at 7pm...
Sprog: Slurp slurp [having drink before bed]
Me: Have you finished?
Sprog: [Nods]
Me: Ok, nice drinky! [Takes beaker]
Sprog: [Gesticulating using baby signing] More...
Me: More drinky?
Sprog: [Shakes head] More, more! [Doing 'more' sign]
Me: [Flummoxed] Errr...?
Sprog: [With baleful look and more frantic gesticulating] More, more!
Me: [Clutching at straws] More Ceebeebies?
Sprog: [Nodding]
Me: But it's finished...
Sprog: [Impersonates Incredible Hulk]
“Mummy?”
– Sprog has finally learned to call me Mummy!
http://www.wonderhowto.com →
Instructional videos on all sorts of random things, some useful, some pointless!
I'm just a jealous guy...
Sprog is enjoying having Daddy at his beck and call during our staycation, but we have noticed he is very possessive of Daddy. Yesterday at the park Daddy spoke to another little boy and Sprog was quite irate, we thought the other kid might be in for a slap by the way that Sprog marched over to intervene. This morning we all sat on the sofa, Daddy and Mummy dared to hold hands. Sprog immediately...
Staycation update week one:
Swimming - cancelled due to having a cold
Birdworld - cancelled due to Sprog chipping tooth and visiting dentist instead
Park - several visits, doggies viewed, slides slid down and swings swung
Shops - several local stores ransacked visited
HaND DRiLL and 3-BiT SeT~GReAT FoR OPeNiNG ReBORN... →
I don’t know what this is but I just found it on ebay, and no, I wasn’t searching for how to drill nostrils, although Sprog does have a minor sniffle…
“£9.82”
– The result of the “Ebay Turf Challenge”, set by visitor from Bristol who saw the true worth of the garen ornaments…
Two words...
Sprog has learned you can put words together to make small sentences, so far we have (in order of frequency of use)
Uh-oh oh-dear
Bye-bye plane
Bye-bye Daddy
The Face(s) of the Earth →
The 4th one down is the face that’s in my car too!
Bathroom bother
I nearly squirt hand soap on my soothbrush, then I almost wash my face with shampoo. I decide against plucking my eyebrows or shaving my legs just in case…
Riff Pilchard
I can’t believe there’s not a facebook group or some internet thing going to try and get Cliff to number one… surely this is exactly the kind of thing the internet is desgined for?!?!
They're Made Out of Meat →
Short story by Terry Bisson…
http://www.coproducer.org/ →
Co-produce a movie and share in the profits… interesting…
“Staycation”
– That’s what we’ll be doing this year (definition from the beeb)
BBC's "Test Your Pet" →
I was going to test the Cat but she was busy sleeping. I think I’d actually rather question her than test her, yesterday she was sick in my shoe - why would you do that? Grr.
Why...
Why is there a ruddy Jethro Tull song on every time I turn Planet Rock on?
Why do lots of male flautists have facial hair?
What is wrong with my mouse?
How do I clean an AquaDraw mat covered in muddy cat foot prints?
How come we’ve used 3 pints of milk since 8pm yesterday and 10am today?
What time does the Nationwide shut?
Who did kill Jill Dando then?
Why is Blu-Tak blue?
So...
July 2008
18 posts
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Sadly as yet i’ve not seen one with a Wizbit in it…