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Bleurgh....

Imagine sitting in your garden, you’ve got a marquee up and invited all your family round, the weather’s great and you’re having a lovely barbecue to celebrate your mum’s birthday. Oh look, the next door neighbours have come out… You have low fences, which is nice for chatting over, they’re just mooching about in the garden, y’know, hanging out washing, riding their bikes, projectile vomiting… wha..!? Sadly we are the neighbours spewing loudly all over the place… sorry neighbours… hope you weren’t put off the food too much…