Life with Sprog...
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Westminster Bridge looking a tad busy…
Braved the rain and the crowds for the Boat Pageant - great but tiring… Sprog was amazingly well behaved despite the crowds which were probably pretty scary for a 5yr old (and fairly scary for a hugely pregnant person!)
Dressed up for the schooljubilee party as “one of the King’s knights”…
It was probably a bit irresponsible to let him watch the Monty Python ‘Knights of the Round Table’ skit before sending him off to school…
I know why bare feet is called bare feet… it’s because bears don’t wear shoes or socks so when your have bare feet you’re like a bear…
Sprog
…That’s illegal here. You can’t have farm animals unless you have a lot of land and they can’t be kept near another person’s house.
Oh how I wish it was the same here in Britain where we’re all squashed together like rats in cages. I gather I can only complain about the fact it’s a “nuisance”, the local council have said I have to keep a diary of the occurrences and they suggest I try to resolve it amicably. I’m not sure I fancy knocking on their door and seeing how amicable they would be when I ask them to get rid of their pigs.
Stuck in the house with windows closed surrounded by 3 loads of washing that I can’t hang out on the line. Big thanks to the inconsiderate tossers living behind us who decided to keep pigs right next to our garden. I really appreciate you ruining the first sunny weekend we’ve had in weeks and that I can’t even have my conservatory doors open because the 3 giant pigs you keep 10 yards from my back door fucking stink…
“Mummy, why did you shout ‘Oh sh*t!’?”
“Because this jacket potato just exploded in my face!! You do know you’re not supposed to say shit?”
“Yes, I’ll only say it when I’m a grown up.”
Please excuse the swears and also the state of my oven, I keep forgetting to get the cleaner geezer in. I suppose the self detonating potato is a good catalyst…
On the London Eye
Me: Look! Big Ben!
Sprog: Look! A cool computer thing!
Verdict: London skyline less interesting than Samsung Galaxy Tab…
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